Today in sad news, a Virginia pair came clean on an attention-grabbing intercourse work that transpired… in a parking area:
What’s here to state right here? Not a whole lot, to be honest. Every person involved need uncomfortable of themselves. The man, for fainting in a parking good deal. Your ex, for finding upset rutty on a passed-out person, which nobody, man or lady, should previously carry out. The headlines reporter and digital camera folks, for putting it on absurd screen. All of us, for authoring it. And you, for reading it.
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May Jesus have compassion on our souls, which have been slightly much less sheer now let’s talk about being through this. Hug your loved ones, or something.